Sunday, October 15, 2017

Throw Your Mama’s Smelly Shoe Awards & Other Malaysiana Miscellany

“HELL is empty, and all the devils are here.” WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, in THE TEMPEST
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WHY DO MALAYSIANS write like this? I like chicken rice because I like anything with chicken and rice in it. Three more examples to whet your appetite: I enjoy eating because eating is enjoyable. It is unique because it is one of a kind. I really enjoy eating cakes because they are so delicious to eat. I am rolling on the floor with laughter. Write like this and you will most definitely win the THROW YOUR MAMA’S SMELLY SHOE AWARD for ridiculously good sinfully bad writing!
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If I AM FORCED to edit another datuk’s or mak datin’s so-called manuscript, I will have to seriously consider joining the rebel forces in another galaxy far far away. They are killing me brutally with their prose (or lack thereof).
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THERE is only one decent-enough bookshop in the city. The rest are just stationery shops. What a depressing state of affairs.
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I AM JUST an editor—not some kind of magician. I can’t twitch my nose and make all your misplaced punctuations, misspellings, fractured grammar and other gibberish disappear in the blink of an eye. I know you’ve baked your cake and all that and you’ve invited all your friends and your mummy and daddy for the launch, but the fact of the matter is, your book is still ... well, half-baked. But you go ahead and launch it. Don’t let me stop you.
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IN MALAYSIA, anyone can be a writer nowadays. Everyone, in fact, is an author nowadays. Sadly, our so-called standards have slipped to a historic all-time nadir. We just received a manuscript from someone who actually wrote his entire chef d’oeuvre without using articles and prepositions. Malaysians have no qualms about submitting incomplete and unedited manuscripts. What an amazing feat of human imagination!
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THE DEVIL’S back in town, and these are the darkest days. We are going through hell editing another stupid manuscript. Almost seven hundred pages of pure fire and brimstone. By the time I die editing this nonsensical treatise, I would most probably gain a useless PhD in Stupidology (Hons). Believe me when I say that the deterioration of the modern human mind is real, and has begun. Perhaps we should consider starting a fund to stop the doofus from writing for the rest of his life?
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WHEN Malaysian writers complain about the tedious editing process, I have eight words of advice for them: “Don’t write. Go watch Beauty and the Beast.”
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ANOTHER crappy Malaysian “book” is being launched before it is ready to be published. (Not that it was good enough to be published in the first place.) As always, the sumptuous food has been planned, the opulent venue booked and paid for, the entertainers and guests and the press have been invited. All is ready—except the book. They will never learn that that’s not the way to do it. Well, what can I say? People just don’t realize that every time a crappy book is published, the world dies a little bit.
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I’M close to tearing my hair (not that I have much of it in the first place) and hitting my head against the pillar over a new manuscript (which was initially rejected) that landed with a thud on my desk. I was told it had been “professionally edited” (whatever that is supposed to mean) to perfection. It was supposed to be “good to go”, they said with confidence. But going through it now, it is almost like deciphering hieroglyphics. Why are there no full stops at the end of sentences? Why does the writer start sentences with small letters? Why are commas not employed when required and in all odd places? Why are the hyphens and dashes and colons and semicolons placed incorrectly? Why does he bold or italicize words as and when he feels like it—sometimes both at the same time? Why does he resort to ellipses with random scattering of dots? Why are the definite and indefinite articles and prepositions all wrong? Why leave spaces before punctuation marks? Why are paragraphs of text repeated wholesale? Let’s not go into singulars and plurals; it’s a jungle of a mess over there. Sad to say the so-called writer is not too bothered with his own writing. But he wants to be on the cover of magazines.
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THIS is not exactly something new. But it is worth talking about to remind us how far we have come as civilized human beings. The date of the book launch has been set and the invitations have all gone out to the most important people in the kingdom. Heck, the cake has already been baked and iced. But the book is yet to be ready. In Malaysia this is never ever a problem. “We will just launch a mock-up of the book then,” they say proudly. Who says dreams don’t come true?
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“I WAS FORMERLY a Chinese. Now, I am a Christian.” Strangely (and surprisingly), many people don’t seem to know the difference between “race” and “religion”.
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ONE Malaysian author told me the other day: “I don’t understand why you need to edit my manuscript and make so many amendments. My previous publisher published all my books exactly the way I wrote them without any edits or fact-checking or rewriting. I just don’t see the need for this constant back and forth between editor and author.” You should have stuck with your old publisher, if you asked me.
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MALAYSIAN “writers” who engage ghostwriters to write for them (because they can’t or are just too lazy to write) should understand that they are supposed to pay them for services rendered. Even though they are called “ghost”-writers, they are really not ghosts. They are human, just like you and me.
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HSM LUCIFER strides in with his fake drippy-drip smile and asks me why is the Japanese lady on the cover of her cookbook wearing spectacles. I look at him and say: “Perhaps she is short- or longsighted? Maybe she has astigmatism? I don’t know; perhaps she likes designer spectacles? Perhaps it makes her black eyes brown? Perhaps she has yet to go for her lasik? After all she does look good in them. I could give her a call and ask her—if that is really what you want to know?” With his shifty eyes and plumpy apple-ish cheeks, he replies: “There’s no need.” Life’s full of these wasteful, unproductive God-what-was-that-all-about moments! It’s a strange world we live in and it looks like there’s nothing much we can do about it.
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SO LITTLE TIME, so many terrifying manuscripts to edit. There’s only so much editing one can do to make some of them a tad better. Malaysian university professors and journalists who write like primary schoolers are the worst of the lot. And stop threatening us by dropping names!
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MALAYSIAN “WRITER”: No, I haven’t written a novel. But I would very much like us to meet up and discuss the story.
Editor: What is there to discuss if you haven’t written it?
Malaysian “writer”: If I write more words, will the novel be thicker?
Editor: Duh! (Of course.)
Malaysian “writer”: How many words must I write?
Editor: One hundred thousand words. Or thereabouts.
Malaysian “writer”: Wah … so many words-ah?
Editor: Why don’t you just give up writing? You are obviously not very good at it.
Malaysian “writer”: But writing a novel is my lifelong dream!
Editor: Looks like you will be dreaming for a long, long time.
Malaysian “writer”: With your experience, what kind of readers do you think will read my book?
Editor: Most probably dumb ones!
Malaysian “writer”: You so bad one-lah!
Editor: I am not bad. Just truthful. Wasn’t it Plato who said that no one is more hated than he who speaks the truth?
Malaysian “writer”: Plato who-huh? Your friend-ah?
Editor: Yes, Plato is indeed my best friend from long long ago!
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IMAGINE editing an author who gets the spelling of his wife’s name wrong! “I will have to get back to you with regard to the spelling of my wife’s name. I will have to ask her if it is spelt with an ‘a’ or ‘e’. I may have to take a look at her birth certificate to ascertain. You just never know.” Yes, you got it right, you just never know.
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ANOTHER prize-winning quote from the very people who gave us the ground-breaking QUOTE OF THE CENTURY (see below): “I don’t agree with all of your edits, but I am quite all right with them.” This is absolutely riveting, nail-biting stuff.
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QUOTE OF THE CENTURY: “Edit, but please don’t change anything, because it is already perfect.” (It was far from perfect.) A classic case of imbecility or existential profundity, perhaps?
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“I FINALLY learnt to say no. After all these years. And it felt really, really good. I have always been one of those people who had problem saying no. And because of that I have always ended up with more than I could chew. Now, the weight of the universe is lifted off my shoulders. I must continue using it more often.”
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A SENIOR EDITOR at a Malaysian publishing house received the following e-mail the other day. The message, with typos amended (to avoid embarrassment, of course), reads: “I can’t write very well, but I thought I’d like to try writing a novel. I’ve decided to write one about pirates, but I know next to nothing about pirates. Could you please e-mail me information about pirates: their lifestyle, their eating habits, where they like to chill out in the evenings or during the weekends, what they like to do during the day when most of us are at work, what kinds of books they read, etc., so that I can start working on the novel immediately? With much appreciation and best wishes.”
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MALAYSIA is not exactly the friendliest country in the world (despite what the paid commercials say): most of the time the people are bloody rude, downright discourteous, boorishly loudmouthed and deeply disrespectful, among other things. Asian values? What Asian values? There is no such thing as Asian values. Malaysia is truly NOT Asia. Don’t believe the ads. They are just ads, and as you know, they are meant to deceive. Malaysia is as bad as Singapore.
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SOME MANUSCRIPTS are so bloody horrendous that I literally get sick editing them! I feel feverish, headache-y and all-over-the-body-achy. Seriously, one of these days we must consider giving out a slew of THROW YOUR MAMA’S SMELLY SHOE AWARDS for the crappiest Malaysian books of the year—books we absolutely could not care less about, much less read. I know for sure there won’t be a dearth of contenders for these uniquely Malaysian awards where soul-destroying mediocrity is the only yardstick of greatness and celebrated with customary poop/pomp and ceremony! Perhaps I will start the ball rolling with that pathetic attempt at a book ... yes, that particular pseudo-book! It reminds me of the opening lines to Keir Alexander’s excellent novel, The Ruby Slippers: “She stinks. It has to be said. Stinks to high heaven.” She does, believe me, she does.
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THE COST OF DOING BUSINESS is escalating all the time. Maintaining sales have always been a challenge, now more so than ever. There are not many good manuscripts to choose from in a lacklustre marketplace. There’s nothing much we can do about the decline of the English language or the quality of writing in Malaysia in the short term. We have to accept the fact that the only thing we can do as publishers is to enhance our production values: editing standards and marketing efforts will need to be stepped up. Producing a book is not going to get any easier; editors will have to break their backs editing and rewriting substandard manuscripts to a level deemed publishable in a short time. Not that there are many good editors to choose from in a nation that doesn’t care much for reading and writing in the first place.
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AT A BOOK LAUNCH in a five-star hotel (nothing less that five stars will do, or an exclusive golf club) in Kuala Lumpur the other day, everyone invited to attend the event was treated to a sumptuous meal of sweet and savoury Malaysian delicacies (including the obligatory curry puffs and all-time favourite mee siam, among other things) and given a complimentary copy or two of the said book of the day. Suffice to say that the food tasted so much better than the book. This is quite understandable. Let’s not beat around the bush; no one in their right frame of mind would use their hard-earned cash to pay for it. The trick is not to take Malaysian publishing too seriously. If you do, you are in for an early grave.
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WHEN will Malaysian education start focusing on understanding and critical thinking skills? Will it ever? There is a serious dearth of these basic skills: reading, writing, creative thinking, questioning, criticism, creativity and imagination; there is also an absolute lack of interest or intellectual curiosity or empathy about the world we live in. We desperately need graduates who can not only eat but spell chocolate! Education per se is irrelevant; one must have the right mindset to use the knowledge acquired and make one’s life useful and meaningful to society. The idea of education is to make every one of us into critical, empathetic, intelligent, logical and thinking beings. If not, what’s the point of existence? What’s really the point of education if we do not produce intelligent, efficient and productive nation builders? It is frightening when the education system keeps on churning out graduates who don’t read (and have no interest in reading) and can’t write.
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SERIOUSLY, do we really have a publishing industry in Malaysia? I sometimes wonder, more often lately. A sad fact: Malaysian writers can’t write and don’t want to be edited at all. Those who can, the writing is bland, careless, dead, dispirited, hollow, illiterate, inert, insipid, lackadaisical, lazy, lethargic, lifeless, non-informative, puerile, self-indulgent, shallow, tepid, uninspiring and vague. Most of the time the manuscripts are so execrable, possibly written by someone who doesn’t speak or write the language at all, that editing them is next to impossible. (I don’t pray for much, seriously: just good health and happiness for all creatures big and small, being a better human being ... and good writing to land on my desk.)

Another sad fact: most editors don’t know how to edit. (Editing is not just about punctuation, grammar and spelling.) Most of them lack basic editing skills (grammar, spelling and writing); if they can’t even handle basic editing, surely they are in the wrong profession, no? Editors are unwilling to learn and tend to miss more than they spot errors (and constantly introducing new ones at the same time). And many are averse to research, checking facts and figures, solving problems and consulting the dictionary. Punctuating dialogue and inconsistent tenses are major weaknesses. Most of them lack imagination and intellectual curiosity and have no idea why they are doing the things they are doing. Many are not (and will never be) aware of the important aspects of book production like bibliography, footnotes, endnotes, indexing, etc. They do not know what a personal or surname is when indexing, etc. Also, not many editors have a nose for business or finance. Publishing is not just about publishing bad books; it is also about selling the bad books you publish. Both are equally important to sustain the business in the long term.

Another sad fact: designers don’t know how to typeset books and design book covers. Most of them are not designers; when you think about it, they are really more like incompetent typesetters than designers. Most, sadly, have no grasp of the aesthetics, whether in the design of covers or the typesetting of pages, are not open to constructive criticism and lack even the most basic of language skills. (They’re practically illiterate when it comes to English and Malay.) (“The kind of designs you don’t really need to go to design school to learn. The idea is to do it blindly. ... And hope someone likes it.”) There is absolutely no passion to push boundaries or to have higher expectations, no sense of accomplishment for a job well done. They do not seem to learn anything from experience. Experience makes no difference. They have no idea whether contents pages are required for the manuscripts they typeset; they have no idea what acknowledgements, forewords, prefaces, introductions, appendices, bibliographies, indexes, afterwords, footnotes, endnotes, figures, tables and charts are. They may have moved their mouse (mouses?) for centuries, but they have not gain any relevant experience at all. They have no idea what consistency is.

Another sad fact: translation standards are (atrociously) abysmal. Translation is not just about translating words (linguistics) to another language; it’s also about translating cultural and other creative nuances; the translated text must make sense and transport you to another world or dimension. “Translation,” in the words of Anthony Burgess, “is not a matter of words only: it is a matter of making intelligible a whole culture.” A good translator must not only possess a solid grounding in both languages but a strong grasp of idioms and metaphors as well. Sadly, it’s rare to find translators who are strong in both English and Malay.

A vicious cycle. Definitely. So, do we really have a publishing industry in Malaysia? Of course not. I believe what we have here is more akin to some kind of stunted, constipated offshoot of public relations, rather than publishing as we know it. Publishing good books (and finding a readership for these books) is constantly a Sisyphean struggle. Books are never published for the right reasons. It never fails to amaze me how publishers always find stupid reasons to justify the publishing of substandard books as though producing as many such books as possible is some kind of noble calling or something!
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EVIL, THEY SAY, NEVER DIES ... it claws its way back from the pits of hell to haunt the living. We are in the midst of editing perhaps the worst manuscript on the planet … rejected by all who had a chance to look at it but somehow foisted on us editors for the dumbest of reasons. And to think that the British once colonised us, you would expect a certain standard of English. After the last disaster of a book, we thought we had seen the last and worst of horrendous books. No-o-o-o … that’s too good to be true. Ladies and gentlemen, Evil is back in business and is here to haunt the living daylights out of us. Just goes to prove that there are some things money can’t buy … for instance, to write well and tell a wonderful story (fiction or otherwise). Some publishers claim they publish these rejected manuscripts under the pretext of Corporate Social Responsibility (CSR). Seriously, you can call them anything you want; I prefer to pile them under POO and flush them down the LOO where they belong for all eternity. Of course, under normal circumstances these manuscripts would not see the light of day but the dark of the sewers. I always fail to understand what joy these author-wannabes derive from being published under such circumstances!
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AND THEN there are those so-called Malaysian authors who insist that we do not comply with standards and conventions when editing their so-called manuscripts! As the Backstreet Boys would croon back in the late 1990s, Believe when I say I want it that way! You can have it any way you want, Sweetheart, as long as you pay the production costs and buy up all the stocks and keep them locked up in your bedroom! And maybe toss them in with the carrots, potatoes, onions and tomatoes when Mummy makes chicken soup for the whole family. (Don’t forget the salt and freshly ground black pepper.) The books will also come in handy if you have plans for house extensions. Books, after all, are not just books; they make hardy bricks, too.
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REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS when we used to have meals and lovely conversations without interruptions? We used to eat and talk, and eat and talk, all the while enjoying ourselves. Those were the days when we used to really talk with one another and conversations were long, and there were jokes and laughter, and time just passed without us realising it. Those days are long gone. People nowadays are more interested in their smartphones, internet, text messaging, etc., and seem to prefer to communicate with people not dining at the table but elsewhere, reading news updates, taking photos of themselves in all manner of poses, etc. You may have the whole wide world at your fingertips, but you don’t seem to be aware of the immediate world around you. Once in a while, think about the person sitting opposite you.
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POMPOUS LASS: Only native speakers can edit my manuscript! No Malaysian editors for me, please!
Publisher: You mean someone from Good Olde Mother England?
Pompous Lass: Of course—if English is their mother tongue!
Publisher: Why’s that?
Pompous Lass: Because my book is for the wonderful people of this planet. I want it to be perfectly edited for all my readers from around the world …
Publisher: Would you like to bear the cost of getting someone from England to edit it then?
Pompous Lass: Will that be cheap?
Publisher: What do you think? Everything is cheap except you?
Pompous Lass: I wouldn’t want to spend my money on that! If it’s too expensive, a local editor should be all right, I guess!
Publisher: Yes, cheap local editors are the best!
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WATERLILY: I want to talk to the editor?
Receptionist: Who’s calling?
Waterlily: Lily!
Receptionist: Lily who?
Waterlily: Water “I-can’t-tell-you-my-real-name” Lily!
Receptionist: How can I help you?
Waterlily: I want to talk to the editor about my manuscript?
Receptionist: What’s your manuscript about?
Waterlily: I can’t tell you that! I don’t know who you are. You may just steal and profit from my hard work! I want to speak to the editor!
Editor: Could you send us samples of your work, Water?
Waterlily: I can’t do that either.
Editor: So what can you do, Watermelon?
Waterlily: My name is Waterlily, not Watermelon! Why do you need samples of my work?
Editor: Duh! So that we could assess your writing and decide whether we want to publish it or not!
Waterlily: Why do you want to review it? I am a famous writer and my work is quoted in all the leading journals all over the galaxy!
Editor: That’s nice and all and I’m happy for you. However, we would still like to assess it.
Waterlily: Will you be distributing my book in the U.S. and the U.K.?
Editor: No. We only sell foreign rights to those markets. And over the internet.
Waterlily: Looks like you are not the right publisher for me then. Goodbye!
Editor: Good riddance.
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AUTHOR: Would you like to publish my manuscript?
Publisher: Well, it depends …
Author: Depends on what?
Publisher: Well, whether you have a written manuscript?
Author: I haven’t written one. Can you get it written for me?
Publisher: Why is that?
Author: I can’t write.
Publisher: But you have studied for a couple of foreign degrees … and you have lived overseas for many years. With your fake accent and all, I’m sure you could write English.
Author: I’m very bad at grammar. Could you get me a writer whom I could talk to, take down notes and put them all in a book for me? I can talk very well. I just can’t write.
Publisher: I can’t imagine how you manage to pass all your exams over the years!
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AUTHOR: Could you label me a bestselling author on the cover of my new book?
Editor: No! You are not a bestselling author! And you’ve never have been one!
Author: It’s a way of MARKETING the book!
Editor: I don’t think that’s MARKETING; that’s shameless CONNING. Your first book sold less than a thousand copies in over five years. That, to me, is a disaster of epic proportions! Your book sounds more like the worst-selling book of the century. And with the way it is moving (or not moving), it looks set to be the worst-selling book in the history of humankind. I believe your book will still be around even after the Apocalypse!
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AUTHOR: And on what grounds are you rejecting my manuscript?
Editor: Well, it sucks, for one!
Author: What! How dare you insult me! Everyone who has read it thinks it a magnificent piece of work!
Editor: Who, pray tell, read your magnum opus?
Author: My darling husband and children, friends and relatives! And my dearest mummy and daddy, too!
Editor: Of course!
Author: So can I take it that you are not interested in publishing my manuscript?
Editor: De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da ... Duh!
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AUTHOR: Yahoo! My book is a runaway bestseller!
Editor: How’s that possible?
Author: I got every one of my best friends to buy 500 copies of my book. Yahoo! Time for a reprint?
Editor: What do you expect them to do with all the copies of your book?
Author: Who cares what they do with them? Hide them under the stairs? Perhaps they can make beef or vegetable stew with them?
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AUTHOR: I would like you to publish my book?
Editor: Your manuscript, you mean? Well, it all depends on the quality of your manuscript.
Author: What? I know your Financial Controller and the TOP HONCHO, you know!
Editor: Ooh, I’m shivering! Of course, we will publish your book—even though it sucks big-time!
Author: What?
Editor: Isn’t that what you want?
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WISDOM, they say, comes with age. I once thought that wisdom was the exclusive province of the elderly. Now that I am all grown up, I have come to realise that that’s all balderdash. Wisdom is the province of those who possess it; age is simply immaterial. Over the years, I have had the good fortune to meet young people who are wise beyond their years, and I have also had the MISFORTUNE of meeting old people who have absolutely no wisdom at all.
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AUTHOR: I don’t like my marriage photograph in the book. We look so bloody fat.
Editor: Of course, both of you are fat. So, what do you want me to do? Both of you should have gone on a diet before getting married. Well, you could always get married again. What’s stopping you?
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AUTHOR: Make sure all numbers smaller than 10 are in figures, not words, okay?
Editor: Numbers from 1-9 will be in words, not numerals. Anything from 10 and above, I will use figures. That’s the standard editing rule.
Author: But I am your client and you do as I instruct.
Editor: So, what else do you want to go with that? Bad grammar? I can do that. What about factual errors? You want some of those? Weak characterization, perhaps? A plot full of holes? We can add a couple of those, if you like. Why don’t I also throw in as many misspellings as I can for you—on the house, of course?
Author: What?
Editor: For your information, you ain’t my client. You can keep your money and go ask your mummy to search and replace all your 1-9s with figures.
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“ANYONE can be an author nowadays. You don’t really have to be a good writer or a whizz in grammar and all that nonsense,” so says the marketing consultant. You can’t write? No problem, we will get you a ghostwriter to write on your behalf for a fee, she says. And if you suck big-time at grammar and vocabulary, also no problem. We have the backroom boys (editors, copyeditors, proofreaders and designers) to clean up your writing (or lack thereof) and make all your dreams come true. After all, most people just like to see their names on the covers of their so-called books. And perhaps launching them at one of the hotels or golf clubs (or fast-food/burger joints or shopping-mall concourses). That’s about it.
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PASSION is, of course, a wonderful thing to have. But let’s talk about ringgit and sense. There is simply no money in editing in Malaysia. I have been editing books for a living for well over 30 years now, and this saddens me a great deal. Perhaps it’s time for me to seriously consider giving it all up and do something else with the rest of my life?
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ONCE IN A BLUE MOON, when all the stars in the heavens are somehow aligned, the perfect manuscript lands on your desk. All is well with the world; the elves and hobbits are having a whale of a time in the playing fields and the flowers are singing and dancing in the wind. There is joy and laughter all over the kingdom. With minimal editing, the manuscript is published to much acclaim and financial success. There are, of course, books that do not capture a readership no matter how good they are or how much they are pushed or promoted. Most of the time, though, bad books fall on your head with a loud thud. Some of these books go on to become successful books after much editing, rewriting, blood, sweat and tears, etc. Publishing is a difficult business; there is no guarantee that a good book will sell. Neither is there a guarantee that a bad book will not sell. Not all bad books sell; most of them end up in the cemetery of lost books.
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ACCORDING to Andreï Makine, “Language is just grammar. The real language of literature is created in the heart, not a grammar book.” Makine—a Russian novelist who writes not in his mother tongue but in French—is not discounting the importance of grammar in writing. However, good writing is more than good grammar. Good grammar, in other words, is just not good enough when crafting sentences. In our reading, we have occasionally come across writing which is grammatically perfect in every aspect but somehow lacks heart, writing that lacks an emotional core: hollow, meretricious, staid, technical and wooden. Good writers know when and how to break rules for good original prose to emerge. The challenging task is to nudge boundaries and push narrative towards places it has not been before.
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I WAS EDITING a piece of writing the other day. Writers and editors need to be logical when they write or edit. A baby girl is a baby girl. There is no need to be too specific by calling it a “young” baby girl. Is there such a thing as an “old” baby girl?
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WE ARE IN THE MIDST of editing another crappy manuscript by a crappy Malaysian writer. It’s just another crappy day in the life of a Malaysian editor. Possibly another worthy contender for the THROW YOUR MAMA’S SMELLY SHOE AWARDS for the crappiest writing in the world? One that would put us to sleep for a thousand years. We can’t wait for the torture to be over ... until another one comes along (like they always do). Please, please forgive us for unleashing this horror upon humanity and the universe. Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. ...
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MOST OF THE TIME book editors reject more than they accept manuscripts simply because there are more bad than good writing floating around. With modern publishing the way it is, where quantity is more important than quality, decisions on whether to accept or reject manuscripts are no longer the sole preserve of editors but marketing consultants. Editors are no longer the literary gatekeepers of the universe like they once were. They are more of a stumbling block in the seemingly unrelenting contemporary marketing process. The role of editors is to edit good manuscripts and make bad ones look good enough for those who do not know better. As literary gatekeepers, marketing consultants think that they document history and human evolution, but most of the time they dress up trash to look like literature. This explains the glut of bad writing you see flooding the marketplace. That’s just what I think.
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A: Can you read and write English?
B: No.
A: Can you read and write Malay?
B: No.
A: Can you read and write Chinese?
B: No.
A: So, what are you doing now?
B: Studying Korean.
A: You can’t even handle English, your mother tongue or the national language, why would you even want to take up a challenging language like Korean?
B: I just like the way the Koreans speak and sing-mah!
A: Wah, so clever!
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AUTHOR: Could you put my husband’s name (and mine) on the cover?
Editor: No, I can’t do that. He is not the writer. You are the author. Your name will be on the cover.
Author: But he helped me with research, fact-checking and proofreading.
Editor: You may credit him in the acknowledgements page.
Author: But I want his name on the cover with me!
Editor: No!
Author: You know, you are not as nice as some people say you are.
Editor: You could always self-publish and put the names of whoever you like on the cover if that makes you happy!
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ANOTHER turd of a manuscript landed in my lap with a loud thud this morning, turning my life upside down and upsetting the balance in this neck of the universe. Looks like it’s another long month of agony, damnation, sleepless nights, slogging and suffering. A manuscript that is far from stimulating. Somehow one’s opinion of prominent people tend to go down the clogged monsoon drain once you start reading their life stories. Their stories tend to put me to death. What have I done to deserve this? I take care of my family and love all my brothers and sisters (including all my Facebook friends) and buy my mother her 100% Massimo whole wheat bread every other day, yet I still get punished! What have I done to deserve this! What I have done is, I have just edited possibly the worst book of my career. And after countless hours of editing within a tight time frame, it is still the worst book of my entire career.
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WE were at a popular dining establishment in KLCC the other day. We were disappointed with the stuffed chicken breast we ordered. They were clearly below expectations. Not only were they hard, dry and leathery, they were bland, almost tasteless, more like something left over from the night before warmed up. If you enjoy paying First World prices for food that is below average or worse, then this is the perfect place to waste your hard-earned money.
***
I HAVE NO IDEA where Malaysians get their education from. Their spelling is the pits. They spell “Barisan Nasional” as “Barisan National”, a blend of English and Malay. Even my dear mother knows that it is spelt as either “Barisan Nasional” (Malay) or “National Front” (English). It is one or the other. It is either Malay or English. Be consistent when you write. First, decide which language you want to write in. I know, a tough decision. Malaysians also can’t tell the difference between “reign” and “rein”, “ferment” and “foment”, and when to use them correctly. They tend to use them interchangeably. Other weaknesses include hyphenation (“long term” vs “long-term”, “fairy tale” vs “fairy-tale”, etc.), italicization, prepositions and word order, punctuations, spelling of names, insufficient fact checking, among others.
***
MALAYSIAN authors have the bad habit of editing their books only after their books have been published and distributed all over the universe and beyond. They are never bothered with editing at the manuscript stage. (They submit their manuscripts raw without editing them.) Most of them are so bloody lazy to read their own works. There is nothing much we can do about this because Malaysian writers prefer eating to reading. Most of them can spent the whole day eating but not many can spend the whole day reading. Most of the time I wonder: Why do they even bother to write?
***
I get this a lot … from the moment I was born back in the early 1960s to now in 2016.

A: You are mixed, right?
B: Ah … yeah.
A: So what kind of food do you eat?
B: Grass and lalang … and banoffee pie!
A: Huh! I mean: do you eat Chinese food?
B: No!
A: Why not?
B: Duh! I don’t know! Perhaps I don’t like Chinese food?
A: How can you not like Chinese food when your mum’s Chinese!
B: Why not?
***
SELLING BOOKS in Malaysia is a tough business. For most people books are considered non-essential. Bread-and-butter issues take precedence over other matters. My ideal bookshop is one that challenges me intellectually in my reading journey. Not only do I want bookshops to stock the kinds of books I want to read, I also want them to surprise me by introducing me to titles or authors I have not heard of before. I don’t buy books online at all, so the local bookshop is where I buy all my books. However, I think nowadays the role of educating the reading public has been taken over by the internet. After all, there are only so many titles a brick-and-mortar bookshop can stock at any one time.
***
HIS SATANIC MAJESTY (HSM) LUCIFER tells the editor that he should edit the manuscript only for grammar and spelling. “Just check the names and spelling, and make sure the grammar is perfect,” he reiterates. HSM goes on to tell the editor to keep his opinions to himself because nobody cares what he thinks about the manuscript. “It doesn’t really matter if the writing is good or bad. Your job is to edit—not to assess or judge the manuscript.” What the heck is he trying to say!
***
PUBLISHER: You have offended Big John with all your spot-on edits!
Editor: But his manuscript was full of errors and other inconsistencies!
Publisher: He isn’t happy because you edited too much of his manuscript. I can’t believe you spotted over a thousand errors! I did tell you specifically not to edit it.
Editor: Yes … not bad for a manuscript which is supposed to have been edited thoroughly and ready-to-print. Shouldn’t he be happy that I spotted so many errors in his book? I would if it’s my book.
Publisher: Yes … but, you know, you made him look real bad! And he is awfully hurt. He doesn’t want to work with you any more!
Editor: I did not make him look bad … he really is bad!
Publisher: You shouldn’t be too brutal with the edits.
Editor: Editorial brutality? That’s a new one. I wasn’t brutal at all. All I did what edit the grammar and corrected the spellings and factual errors. No rewriting whatsoever. A walk in the park, really.
Publisher: Where? What park? Whatever it is, he is offended!
Editor: Idiot that I was, I tried to edit the manuscript as best as I possibly could. If it will make him happy, I could easily restore or reinstate all the errors back into the manuscript. It’s no big deal to me. It’s your call; after all, you are the publisher.

Sunday, October 01, 2017

October 2017 Highlights

NOVELS
1. Mrs Osmond (Viking, 2017) / John Banville
2. Wolf Season (Bellevue Literary Press, 2017) / Helen Benedict
3. The Last Ballad (William Morrow, 2017) / Wiley Cash
4. Manhattan Beach (Scribner/Little, Brown, 207) / Jennifer Egan
5. Here in Berlin (Counterpoint Press, 2017) / Cristina Garcia
6. As a God Might Be (Dodo In k, 2017) / Neil Griffiths
7. Sugar Money (Faber & Faber, 2017) / Jane Harris
8. The Sparsholt Affair (Picador, 2017) / Alan Hollinghurst
9. The Prague Sonata (Atlantic Monthly Press, 2017) / Bradford Morrow
10. The Book of Dust (David Fickling Books, 2017) / Philip Pullman

11. The Red Dancer (Faber & Faber, 2017) / Richard Skinner

STORIES
1. The King Is Always Above the People (Riverhead Books, 2017) / Daniel Alarcón
2. Fresh Complaint (Farrar, Straus & Giroux/4th Estate, 2017) / Jeffrey Eugenides
3. What Can You Do (Biblioasis, 2017) / Cynthia Flood
4. Catapult (Sarabande Books, 2017) / Emily Fridlund
5. Her Body and Other Parties (Graywolf Press, 2017) / Carmen Maria Machado
6. A Spot of Folly: New Tales of Murder and Mayhem (Profile Books, 2017) / Ruth Rendell
7. The Age of Perpetual Light (Grove Press, 2017) / Josh Weil
8. The Best American Short Stories 2017 (Houghton Mifflin Harcourt, 2017) / Meg Wolitzer (ed.)

POETRY
1. Maps (Copper Canyon Press, 2017) / John Freeman

NONFICTION
1. Red Famine: Stalin’s War on Ukraine (Doubleday, 2017) / Anne Applebaum
2. Islander: A Journey Around Our Archipelago (Granta Books, 2017) / Patrick Barkham
3. The Taste of Empire: How Britain’s Quest for Food Shaped the Modern World (Basic Books, 2017) / Lizzie Collingham
4. The Romance of Elsewhere (Counterpoint Press, 2017) / Lynn Freed
5. Leonardo da Vinci (Simon & Schuster, 2017) / Walter Isaacson
6. The Dawn Watch: Joseph Conrad in a Global World (William Collins, 2017) / Maya Jasanoff
7. Leonardo da Vinci (Simon & Schuster, 2017) / Walter Isaacson
8. The Fear and the Freedom: How the Second World War Changed Us (Viking, 2017) / Keith Lowe
9. River of Life, River of Death: The Ganges and India’s Future (Oxford University Press, 2017) / Victor Mallet
10. Forgetfulness: Making the Modern Culture of Amnesia (Bloomsbury Academic/Bloomsbury Publishing, 2017) / Francis O’Gorman

11. Judging Shaw (Prism, 2017) / Fintan O’Toole
12. Where the Past Begins: A Writer’s Memoir (Ecco, 2017) / Amy Tan

Friday, September 01, 2017

September 2017 Highlights

NOVELS
1. Brother (McClelland & Stewart, 2017) / David Chariandy
2. A Legacy of Spies (Viking/Penguin Random House, 2017) / John le Carré
3. Smile (Jonathan Cape, 2017) / Roddy Doyle
4. Dinner at the Center of the Earth (Alfred A. Knopf/Weidenfeld & Nicolson, 2017) / Nathan Englander
5. Go, Went, Gone (trans. from the German by Susan Bernofsky) (Portobello Books, 2017) / Jenny Erpenbeck
6. A Column of Fire (Macmillan, 2017) / Ken Follett
7. Love and Other Consolation Prizes (Ballantine Books, 2017) / Jamie Ford
8. A Skinful of Shadows (Macmillan, 2017) / Frances Hardinge
9. Munich (Hutchinson, 2017) / Robert Harris
10. The Twelve-Mile Straight (Ecco Press, 2017) / Eleanor Henderson

11. That’s My Baby (HarperCollins Canada, 2017) / Frances Itani
12. First Snow, Last Light (Knopf Canada, 2017) / Wayne Johnston
13. Forest Dark (Harper, 2017) / Nicole Krauss
14. Bluebird, Bluebird (Mulholland Books, 2017) / Attica Locke
15. Grace (Oneworld Publications, 2017) / Paul Lynch
16. The Ninth Hour (Farrar, Straus & Giroux, 2017) / Alice McDermott
17. The Wardrobe Mistress (Hutchinson, 2017) / Patrick McGrath
18. The Burning Girl (Fleet, 2017) / Claire Messud
19. Sundays in August (trans. from the French by Damion Searls) (Yale University Press, 2017) / Patrick Modiano
20. These Darkening Days (Moth Publishing/Mayfly Press, 2017) / Benjamin Myers

21. Bellevue Square (Doubleday Canada, 2017) / Michael Redhill
22. The Golden House (Jonathan Cape/Random House, 2017) / Salman Rushdie
23. Home Fire (Bloomsbury Circus, 2017) / Kamila Shamsie
24. The Secret Books (Faber & Faber, 2017) / Marcel Theroux
25. Sing, Unburied, Sing (Scribner, 2017) / Jessmyn Ward
26. Lost in September (Knopf Canada, 2017) / Kathleen Winter

FIRST NOVELS
1. The Last to See Me (Skyhorse Publishing, 2017) / M. Dressler
2. The World of Tomorrow (Little, Brown, 2017) / Brendan Mathews
3. George & Lizzie (Touchstone, 2017) / Nancy Pearl
4. My Cat Yugoslavia (trans. from the Finnish by David Hackston) (Pushkin Press, 2017) / Pajtim Statovci

STORIES
1. Bank Holiday Hurricane (Doire Press, 2017) / Kelly Creighton
2. The O. Henry Prize Stories 2017 (Anchor, 2017) / Laura Furman (ed.)
3. Darker with the Lights On (Little Island Press, 2017) / David Hayden
4. Tales of Falling and Flying (Penguin Books, 2017) / Ben Loory
5. Five-Carat Soul (Riverhead Books, 2017) / James McBride
6. My House Gathers Desires (BOA Editions, 2017) / Adam McOmber
7. Levitation (Stinging Fly Press, 2017) / Sean O’Reilly
8. Kiss Me Someone (Tin House, 2017) / Karen Shepard
9. Worlds from the Word’s End (And Other Stories, 2017) / Joanna Walsh

NONFICTION
1. The Rub of Time: Bellow, Nabokov, Hitchens, Travolta, Trump: Essays and Reportage, 1986-2017 (Jonathan Cape, 2017) / Martin Amis
2. Red Famine: Stalin’s War on Ukraine (Allen Lane, 2017) / Anne Applebaum
3. A Short History of Truth: Consolations for a Post-Truth World (Quercus, 2017) / Julian Baggini
4. South and West: From a Notebook (4th Estate, 2017) / Joan Didion
5. Robert Louis Stevenson in Samoa (MacLehose Press, 2017) / Joseph Farrell
6. Tales of Two Americas: Stories of Inequality in a Divided Nation (Penguin Books, 2017) / John Freeman (ed.)
7. At the Strangers’ Gate: Arrivals in New York (Alfred A. Knopf, 2017) / Adam Gopnik
8. The Rise and Fall of Adam and Eve (W.W. Norton/Bodley Head, 2017) / Stephen Greenblatt
9. Istanbul: A Tale of Three Cities (Da Capo Press, 2017) / Bethany Hughes
10. The Ghost Orchard: The Hidden History of the Apple in North America (HarperCollins Canada, 2017) / Helen Humphreys

11. Where the Wild Winds Are: Walking Europe’s Winds from the Pennines to Provence (Nicholas Brealey Publishing, 2017) / Nick Hunt
12. The Ordinary Virtues: Moral Order in a Divided World (Harvard University Press, 2017) / Michael Ignatieff
13. The Templars: The Rise and Fall of God’s Holy Warriors (Head of Zeus, 2017) / Dan Jones
14. If All the Seas Were Ink: A Memoir (St Martin’s Press, 2017) / Ilana Kurshan
15. An Odyssey: A Father, a Son and an Epic (Alfred A. Knopf/William Collins, 2017) / Daniel Mendelsohn
16. The Book of Separation: A Memoir (Houghton Mifflin Harcourt, 2017) / Tova Mirvis
17. Out of the Wreckage: A New Politics for an Age of Crisis (Verso Books, 2017) / George Monbiot
18. The Origin of Others (Harvard University Press, 2017) / Toni Morrison
19. A Thirst for Empire: How Tea Shaped the Modern World (Princeton University Press, 2017) / Erika Rappaport
20. Bread for All: The Origins of the Welfare State (Allen Lane, 2017) / Chris Renwick

21. Survivor Café: The Legacy of Trauma and the Labyrinth of Memory (Counterpoint, 2017) / Elizabeth Rosner
22. The Last of the the Tsars: Nicholas II and the Russian Revolution (Pegasus Books, 2017) / Robert Service
23. Uneasy Street: The Anxieties of Affluence (Princeton University Press, 2017) / Rachel Sherman
24. The Last London (Oneworld Publications, 2017) / Iain Sinclair
25. A Life of My Own (Viking, 2017) / Claire Tomalin
26. Travels in a Dervish Cloak (Eland Publishing, 2017) / Isambard Wilkinson

Tuesday, August 01, 2017

August 2017 Highlights

NOVELS
1. Anna (trans. from the Italian by Jonathan Hunt) (Canongate Books, 2017) / Niccolò Ammaniti
2. Wake Me When I’m Gone (Canongate Books, 2017) / Odafe Atogun
3. Such Small Hands (trans. from the Spanish by Lisa Dillman) (Portobello Books, 2017) / Andrés Barba
4. The 7th Function of Language (trans. from the French by Sam Taylor) (Farrar, Straus & Giroux, 2017) / Laurent Binet
5. The Heart’s Invisible Furies (Hogarth, 2017) / John Boyne
6. Friend of My Youth (Faber & Faber, 2017) / Amit Chaudhuri
7. Kingmaker: Kingdom Come (Century, 2017) / Toby Clements
8. The Locals (Random House, 2017) / Jonathan Dee
9. Birdwalk Cage (Atlantic Monthly Press, 2017) / Helen Dunmore
10. The Last Tudor (Simon & Schuster UK/Touchstone, 2017) / Philippa Gregory

11. Forest Dark (Bloomsbury Publishing, 2017) / Gail Honeyman
12. The Word is Murder (Century, 2017) / Anthony Horowitz
13. Sulfur Springs (Atria Books, 2017) / William Kent Krueger
14. The Gurugu Pledge (trans. from the Spanish by Jethro Soutar) (And Other Stories, 2017) / Juan Tomás Ávila Laurel
15. Midwinter Break (Jonathan Cape/W.W. Norton, 2017) / Bernard MacLaverty
16. The Watch House (Tinder Press, 2017) / Bernie McGill
17. Johannesburg (Corsair, 2017) / Fiona Melrose
18. The Burning Girl (W.W. Norton, 2017) / Claire Messud
19. Sundays in August (trans. from the French by Damion Searls) (Yale University Press, 2017) / Patrick Modiano
20. Unraveling Oliver (Scout Press, 2017) / Liz Nugent

21. Beautiful Animals (Hogarth, 2017) / Lawrence Osborne
22. The Red-Haired Woman (trans. from the Turkish by Ekin Oklap) (Faber & Faber/Alfred A. Knopf, 2017) / Orhan Pamuk
23. Glass Houses (Minotaur Books, 2017) / Louise Penny
24. Mrs Fletcher (Scribner, 2017) / Tom Perrotta
25. Strangers with the Same Dream (Knopf Canada, 2017) / Alison Pick
26. See What I Have Done (Atlantic Monthly Press, 2017) / Sarah Schmidt
27. Home Fire (Bloomsbury Publishing/Riverhead Books, 2017) / Kamila Shamsie
28. To the Back of Beyond (trans. from the German by Michael Hofmann) (Granta Books, 2017) / Peter Stamm
29. Other Men’s Daughters (NYRB Classics, 2017) / Richard Stern
30. Saints for All Occasions (Fleet, 2017) / J. Courtney Sullivan

31. Vengeance Is Mine, All Others Pay Cash (trans. from the Indonesian by Annie Tucker) (New Directions, 2017) / Eka Kurniawan

FIRST NOVELS
1. The Death of the Fronsac (Apollo/Head of Zeus, 2017) / Neal Ascherson
2. Montpelier Parade (Catapult, 2017) / Karl Geary
3. Elmet (JM Originals/John Murray, 2017) / Fiona Mozley
4. A Kind of Freedom (Counterpoint, 2017) / Margaret Wilkerson Sexton
5. My Absolute Darling (4th Estate/Riverhead Books, 2017) / Gabriel Tallent
6. We That Are Young (Galley Beggar Press, 2017) / Preti Taneja
7. The Hidden Light of Northern Fires (Thomas Dunne Books, 2017) / Daren Wang
8. If the Creek Don’t Rise (Sourcebooks Landmark, 2017) / Leah Weiss
9. Yesterday (Mulholland Books/Wildfire, 2017) / Felicia Yap

STORIES
1.  What It Means When a Man Falls from from the Sky (Tinder Press, 2017) / Lesley Nneka Arimah
2. That Was a Shiver and Other Stories (Canongate Books, 2017) / James Kelman
3. Some Possible Solutions (Pushkin  Press, 2017) / Helen Phillips
4. A Life of Adventure and Delight (Faber & Faber, 2017) / Akhil Sharma
5. Visitations (LSU Press, 2017) / Lee Upton
6. The Mountain (Simon & Schuster, 2017) / Paul Yoon
7. Sour Heart (Lenny, 2017) / Jenny Zhang

POETRY
1. A Doll for Throwing (Graywolf Press, 2017) / Mary Jo Bang
2. Half-light: Collected Poems 1965-2016 (Farrar, Straus & Giroux, 2017) / Frank Bidart
3. The Surveyors (Alfred A. Knopf, 2017) / Mary Jo Salter

NONFICTION
1. Proxies: A Memoir in Twenty-Four Attempts (Picador, 2017) / Brian Blanchfield
2. Literary Activism: Perspectives (Oxford University Press, 2017) / Amit Chaudhuri (ed.)
3. The Epic City: The World on the Streets of Calcutta (Bloomsbury Circus, 2017) / Kushanava Choudhury
4. A Brief History of Japan: Samurai, Shogun and Zen: The Extraordinary Story of the Land of the Rising Sun (Tuttle Publishing, 2017) / Jonathan Clements
5. The Hungry Empire: How Britain’s Quest for Food Shaped the Modern World (Bodley Head, 2017) / Lizzie Collingham
6. Freud: The Making of An Illusion (Metropolitan Books, 2017) / Frederick Crews
7. Gainsborough: A Portrait (Weidenfeld & Nicholson, 2017) / James Hamilton
8. Notes on a Foreign Country: An American Abroad in a Post-American World (Farrar, Straus & Giroux, 2017) / Suzy Hansen
9. Marx, Capital and the Madness of Economic Reason (Profile Books, 2017) / David Harvey
10. Autumn (trans. from the Norwegian by Ingvild Burkey) (illustrated by Vanessa Baird) (Harvill Secker, 2017) / Karl Ove Knausgaard

11. The Power and the Story: The Global Battle for News and Information (Atlantic Books, 2017) / John Lloyd
12. Every Third Thought: On Life, Death and the Endgame (Picador, 2017) / Robert McCrum
13. I Am, I Am, I Am: A Memoir (Tinder Press, 2017) / Maggie O’Farrell
14. The Book of Emma Reyes (trans. from the Spanish by Daniel Alarcón) (Penguin Classics, 2017) / Emma Reyes
15. Curry: Eating, Reading, and Race (Coach House Books, 2017) / Naben Ruthnum
16. Uneasy Street: The Anxieties of Affluence (Princeton University Press, 2017) / Rachel Sherman
17. The Wrong Way to Save Your Life: Essays (Harper Perennial, 2017) / Megan Stielstra
18. Lovers and Strangers: An Immigrant History of Post-War Britain (Allen Lane, 2017) / Clair Wills
19. The Last Wolf: The Hidden Springs of Englishness (Little, Brown, 2017) / Robert Winder

Saturday, July 01, 2017

July 2017 Highlights

NOVELS
1. The Destroyers (Scribner UK, 2017) / Christopher Bollen
2. Pages for Her (Counterpoint Press, 2017) / Sylvia Brownrigg
3. The Brigadier’s Daughter (Epigram Books, 2017) / Paul Callan
4. Moving Kings (Random House, 2017) / Joshua Cohen
5. The Party (4th Estate, 2017) / Elizabeth Day
6. After She Vanished (Hachette Books Ireland, 2017) / S.A. Dunphy
7. You’ll Never Know, Dear (William Morrow, 2017) / Hallie Ephron
8. The Last Laugh (Sarah Crichton Books/Farrar, Straus & Giroux, 2017) / Lynn Freed
9. Less (Lee Boudreaux Books/Little, Brown, 2017) / Andrew Sean Greer
10. A Catalog of Birds (Europa Editions, 2017) / Laura Harrington

11. The House at Water’s End (Berkley, 2017) / Patti Callahan Henry
12. Devastation Road (Little, Brown, 2017) / Jason Hewitt
13. The Goddesses (Doubleday, 2017) / Swan Huntley
14. The Almost Sisters (William Morrow, 2017) / Joshilyn Jackson
15. The Music Shop (Doubleday/Random House, 2017) / Rachel Joyce
16. Vengeance Is Mine, All Others Pay Cash (trans. from the Indonesian by Annie Tucker) (Pushkin Press, 2017) / Eka Kurniawan
17. Grace (Little, Brown, 2017) / Paul Lynch
18. Under the Sun (Picador, 2017) / Lottie Moggach
19. A State of Freedom (Chatto & Windus, 2017) / Neel Mukherjee
20. Refuge (Riverhead Books, 2017) / Dina Nayeri

21. My Heart Hemmed In (trans. from the French by Jordan Stump) (Two Lines Press, 2017) / Marie NDiaye
22. Infinite Summer (trans. from the Italian by Alice Kilgarriff) (Other Press, 2017) / Edoardo Nesi
23. Beautiful Animals (Hogarth, 2017) / Lawrence Osborne
24. The Breakdown (St Martin’s Press, 2017) / B.A. Paris
25. Fierce Kingdom (Viking, 2017) / Gin Phillips
26. The Bedlam Stacks (Bloomsbury Circus, 2017) / Natasha Pulley
27. Eureka (Jonathan Cape, 2017) / Anthony Quinn
28. To Die in Spring (trans. from the German by Shaun Whiteside) (Picador, 2017) / Ralf Rothmann
29. Careers for Women (Little, Brown, 2017) / Joanna Scott
30. Everybody’s Son (Harper, 2017) / Thrity Umrigar

31. The Lying Game (Gallery/Scout Press, 2017) / Ruth Ware
32. Tin Man (Tinder Press, 2017) / Sarah Winman
33. Telling Time (Atlantic Books, 207) / Austin Wright

FIRST NOVELS
1. What We Lose (Viking/4th Estate, 2017) / Zinzi Clemmons
2. The End (trans. from the Portuguese by Alison Entrekin) (Restless Books, 2017) / Fernanda Entrekin
3. The Lost Ones (published as Eyes Like Mine by William Morrow in the U.S.) (William Morrow, 2017) / Sheena Kamal
4. Goodbye, Vitamin (Henry Holt, 2017) / Rachel Khong
5. Gather the Daughters (Tinder Press, 2017) / Jennie Melamed
6. South Pole Station (Picador, 2017) / Ashley Shelby
7. Black Teeth and a Brilliant Smile (Wrecking Ball Press, 2017) / Adelle Stripe
8. The Cure for Lonely (Freight Books, 2017) / Jessica Thummel
9. Can You Hear Me? (trans. from the Italian by Alex Valente) (Two Roads, 2017) / Elena Varvello
10. When the English Fall (Algonquin Books, 2017) / David Williams

STORIES
1. Madame Zero (Faber & Faber, 2017) / Sarah Hall
2. The Dark Dark (FSG Originals, 2017) / Samantha Hunt
3. Come Let Us Sing Anyway (Peepal Tree Press, 2017) / Leone Ross
4. A Life of Adventure and Delight (W.W. Norton, 2017) / Akhil Sharma

POETRY
1. The Tragic Death of Eleanor Marx (Carcanet Press, 2017) / Tara Bergin
2. Lessons on Expulsion (Graywolf Press, 2017) / Erika L. Sánchez

NONFICTION
1. The Unwomanly Face of War: An Oral History of Women in World War II (trans. from the Russian by Richard Pevear & Larissa Volokhonsky) (Penguin Classics/Random House, 2017) / Svetlana Alexievich
2. Blind Spot (Faber & Faber, 2017) / Teju Cole
3. The Art of Death: Writing the Final Story (Graywolf Press, 2017) / Edwidge Danticat
4. Emigrants: Why the English Sailed to the New World (Weidenfeld & Nicolson, 2017) / James Evans
5. As Kingfishers Catch Fire: Birds & Books (Corsair, 2017) / Alex Preston & Neil Gower
6. Ants Among Elephants: An Untouchable Family and the Making of Modern India (Farrar, Straus & Giroux, 2017) / Sujatha Gidla
7. American Fire: Love, Arson, and Life in a Vanishing Land (Liveright, 2017) / Monica Hesse
8. Watling Street: Travels Through Britain and Its Ever-Present Past (Weidenfeld & Nicolson, 2017) / John Higgs
9. Rising Tide, Falling Star (4th Estate, 2017) / Philip Hoare
10. Stamped from the Beginning: The Definitive History of Racist Ideas in America (Bodley Head, 2017) / Ibram X. Kendi

11. The Hidden Machinery: Essays on Writing (Tin House Books, 2017) / Margot Livesey
12. On Trails: An Exploration (Simon & Schuster, 2017) / Robert Moor
13. Among the Living and the Dead: A Tale of Exile and Homecoming on the War Roads of Europe (W.W. Norton, 2017) / Inara Verzemnieks
14. Henry David Thoreau: A Life (The University of Chicago Press, 2017) / Laura Dassow Walls
15. Sugar: The World Corrupted, From Slavery to Obesity (Robinson, 2017) / James Walvin

Thursday, June 01, 2017

June 2017 Highlights

NOVELS
1. Prague Lights (published as Wolf on a String by Henry Holt in the U.S.) (Viking, 2017) / Benjamin Black
2. The Destroyers (Harper, 2017) / Christopher Bollen
3. Pages for Her (Picador, 2017) / Sylvia Brownrigg
4. The Cut (Peirene Press, 2017) / Anthony Cartwright
5. The Lie of the Land (Little, Brown, 2017) / Amanda Craig
6. You’ll Never Know, Dear (William Morrow, 2017) / Hallie Ephron
7. So Much Blue (Graywolf Press, 2017) / Percival Everett
8. The Gypsy Moth Summer (St Martin’s Press, 2017) / Julia Fierro
9. The Night Brother (The Borough Press, 2017) / Rosie Garland
10. A House Among the Trees (Pantheon, 2017) / Julia Glass

11. Grief Cottage (Bloomsbury USA, 2017) / Gail Godwin
12. Spoonbenders (Alfred A. Knopf, 2017) / Daryl Gregory
13. Magpie Murders (Harper, 2017) / Anthony Horowitz
14. Erotic Stories for Punjabi Widows (HarperCollins, 2017) / Balli Kaur Jaswal
15. The Weight of Ink (Houghton Mifflin Harcourt, 2017) / Rachel Kadish
16. Modern Gods (4th Estate/Viking, 2017) / Nick Laird
17. The Nakano Thrift Shop (trans. from the Japanese by Allison Markin Powell) (Europa Editions, 2017) / Hiromi Kawakami
18. You Should Have Left (trans. from the German by Ross Benjamin) (Riverrun, 2017) / Daniel Kehlmann
19. Crimes of the Father (Sceptre, 2017) / Thomas Keneally
20. A Good Country (Bloomsbury Publishing, 2017) / Laleh Khadivi

21. The Answers (Farrar, Straus & Giroux, 2017) / Catherine Lacey
22. Modern Gods (4th Estate, 2017) / Nick Laird
23. The Changeling (Spiegel & Grau, 2017) / Victor LaValle
24. Lonesome Lies Before Us (W.W. Norton, 2017) / Don Lee
25. Broken River (Serpent’s Tail, 2017) / J. Robert Lennon
26. A Fugitive in Walden Woods (Bellevue Literary Press, 2017) / Norman Lock
27. Black Moses (trans. from the French by Helen Stevenson) (New Press, 2017) / Alain Mabanckou
28. Do Not Become Alarmed (Riverhead, 2017) / Maile Meloy
29. A Necessary Evil (Harvill Secker, 2017) / Abir Mukherjee
30. A Book of American Martyrs (4th Estate, 2017) / Joyce Carol Oates

31. The Essex Serpent (Custom House, 2017) / Sarah Perry
32. Fierce Kingdom (Doubleday, 2017) / Gin Phillips
33. Small Treasons (Gallery Books, 2017) / Mark Powell
34. Lillian Boxfish Takes a Walk (Daunt Books, 2017) / Kathleen Rooney
35. The Ministry of Utmost Happiness (Hamish Hamilton/Penguin Random House India, 2017) / Arundhati Roy
36. A Boy in Winter (Virago, 2017) / Rachel Seiffert
37. The Birdwatcher (Mulholland Books, 2017) / William Shaw
38. River Under the Road (Ecco, 2017) / Scott Spencer
39. Missing Fay (Jonathan Cape, 2017) / Adam Thorpe
40. Everybody’s Son (Harper, 2017) / Thrity Umrigar

41. The Lying Game (Harvill Secker, 2017) / Ruth Ware

FIRST NOVELS
1. Our Little Racket (Ecco, 2017) / Angelica Baker
2. Under the Harrow (Penguin Books, 2017) / Flynn Berry
3. The Confusion of Languages (G.P. Putnam’s Sons, 2017) / Siobhan Fallon
4. Quiet Until the Thaw (Penguin Press, 2017) / Alexandra Fuller
5. Stephen Florida (Coffee House Press, 2017) / Gabe Habash
6. The Widow Nash (Counterpoint, 2017) / Jamie Harrison
7. The First Day (Fleet, 2017) / Phil Harrison
8. Standard Deviation (4th Estate, 2017) / Katherine Heiny
9. In Every Moment We Are Still Alive (trans. from the Swedish by Henning Koch) (Sceptre, 2017) / Tom Malmquist
10. The End of Men (Harper Perennial, 2017) / Karen Rinaldi

11. Conversations with Friends (Faber & Faber, 2017) / Sally Rooney
12. Ornithology (Confingo, 2017) / Nicholas Royle
13. Flesh and Bone and Water (Scribner, 2017) / Luiza Sauma
14. Marriage of a Thousand Lies (Soho Press, 2017) / S.J. Sindu
15. Golden Hill (Scribner, 2017) / Francis Spufford
16. A Thousand Paper Birds (Bloomsbury Circus, 2017) / Tor Udall

STORIES
1. The Accomplished Guest (Scribner, 2017) / Ann Beattie
2. Disasters in the First World (Black Cat/Grove Press, 2017) / Olivia Clare
3. Turf (Soft Skull Press, 2017) / Elizabeth Crane
4. The Complete Stories (Chatto & Windus, 2017) / Anita Desai
5. Joyride to Jupiter (New Island Press, 2017) / Nuala O’Connor
6. Come Let Us Sing Anyway (Peepal Tree Press, 2017) / Leone Ross

POETRY
1. Angel Hill (Jonathan Cape, 2017) / Michael Longley
2. New Collected Poems (ed. Heather Cass White) (Farrar, Straus & Giroux, 2017) / Marianne Moore
3. Scribbled in the Dark (Ecco, 2017) / Charles Simic

NONFICTION
1. You Don’t Have to Say You Love Me: A Memoir (Little, Brown, 2017) / Sherman Alexie
2. The Evolution of Imagination (The University of Chicago Press, 2017) / Stephen T. Asma
3. The Hate Race: A Memoir (Corsair, 2017) / Maxine Beneba Clarke
4. Blind Spot (Random House, 2017) / Teju Cole
5. Science in the Soul: Selected Writings of a Passionate Rationalist (Bantam Press, 2017) / Richard Dawkins
6. Essayism (Fitzcarraldo Editions, 2017) / Brian Dillon
7. That’s the Way it Crumbles: The American Conquest of English (Profile Books, 2017) / Matthew Engel
8. The Romance of Elsewhere: Essays (Counterpoint Press, 2017) / Lynn Freed
9. Hunger: A Memoir of (My) Body (Harper, 2017) / Roxanne Gay
10. From Warm Center to Ragged Edge: The Erosion of Midwestern Literary and Historical Regionalism, 1920-1965 (University of Iowa Press, 2017) / Jon K. Lauck

11. The Fear and the Freedom: How the Second World War Changed Us (Viking, 2017) / Keith Lowe
12. The Retreat of Western Liberalism (Atlantic Monthly Press, 2017) / Edward Luce
13. Young Radicals: In the War for American Ideals (Random House, 2017) / Jeremy McCarter
14. Typewriters, Bombs, Jellyfish: Essays (New York Review Books, 2017) / Tom McCarthy
15. A Bold and Dangerous Family: The Rossellis and the Fight Against Mussolini (Chatto & Windus, 2017) / Caroline Moorehead
16. The Seabird’s Cry (William Collins, 2017) / Adam Nicholson
17. The Secret Life: Three True Stories (Faber & Faber, 2017) / Andrew O’Hagan
18. In Writing: Essays on Literature (Hamish Hamilton, 2017) / Adam Phillips
19. The Fear and the Freedom: How the Second World War Changed Us (Viking, 2017) / Keith Lowe
20. Stranger in a Strange Land: Searching for Gershom Scholem and Jerusalem (Granta Books, 2017) / George Prochnik

21. The Songs We Know Best: John Ashbery’s Early Life (Farrar, Straus & Giroux, 2017) / Karin Roffman
22. In the Days of Rain (4th Estate, 2017) / Rebecca Stott
23. One Man and a Mule: Across England with a Pack Mule (Preface Publishing, 2017) / Hugh Thomson
24. Blood & Silk: Power & Conflict in Modern Southeast Asia (Weidenfeld & Nicolson, 2017) / Michael Vatikiotis